
#1 minute monologue for teenage girl how to
calm down, my mother wanted me to ask if you guys know how to cook a turkey- yes cook a turkey. What! 9-1-1 and nine eleven are the same thing? They say you learn something new everyday. Ohhhh, this is nine-eleven, I thought you said this was 9-1-1. The nature of my emergency? Uhhh, I’m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn’t have an 11 on it. So … Who’s up for a game of hide-and-seek while we’ve got the run of the house?


Did you see how they hurried to their rooms and slammed the doors? They may not actually be caring or good nature, but they’ll be too scared to come out of their rooms for at least a few hours. Right away dear sisters, thank you!” (giggles) did you see their faces! They must to think I’ve gone mad. “Sure, I’ll wash you dresses, Drizella… I would love to polish your shoes, Anastasia. Whenever they are mean to me, I’ll pretend they actually said something sweet and kind. I had the strangest dream, my fairy godmother sprinkled happy dust over Anastasia and Drizella, and they were so nice to me! I know that was only a dream, but it was so nice, that I think I’ll try to pretend that it really happened. So, who wants to come out on top for once? Who wants their happily ever after? Where’s that first born you were promised, eh? Hook! Need I say more? Anastasia, remember when you couldn’t get your fat foot in that glass slipper? Cinderella is out there right now, eating bon bons and schmoozing with every last fairy tale creature that has ever done you wrong! There are two sides to every story. How does that feel? You, frumpy pigskin, right Rumpelstiltskin…my bad. But do any of us? Wait, wait, wait! We are more alike than you think! Queen Narcissa- the seven dwarfs saved Snow White and then what happened? It left you the Unfairest of them all! Now you’re hustling pool to get your next meal. Let them fight it out as to who gets to do the work. I’m telling you, that Cinderella girl should get together with snow white. She’s just like my friends stepdaughter, in front of guests she refuses to let anyone else lift a finger and then turns it around and makes us look bad. Snow white? I’ll tell you about Snow White! You think she looks like that naturally? (she spends hours on her make up.) And who do you think cleans all that up? It wasn’t snow white, I’ll tell you that. That girl is just too happy for her own good! All I’m saying is that it wasn’t completely my fault, but I’m still destined to go down in fairy tale history as “the Wicked Queen.” Do you have any idea what it’s like to constantly be around someone you know looks better than you? It’s terrible! Besides, I was doing a favor for all of humankind. Maybe attempted homicide was a bit extreme, but that doesn’t make me evil. All I ever wanted was to be the fairest in the land. I am so sick of being called the wicked queen! I am not wicked- I’m obsessive. Pick a monologue that’s fun for you to perform! It’s best if the monologue is not the exact character in the play you want to play. SMILE! Directors want to work with fun people! STAND TALL! This helps you look and feel confident and forget your nerves.ġ. BREATHE! You need oxygen to survive your audition.Ģ. EXPRESSION! You’ve got a face so use it to tell the story.ģ. ENNUNCIATION! This ain’t no fashion show, we want to understand the words please.Ĥ. EMOTION! Plays and Musicals capture the most dramatic moments of a story, so we want to see some emotion!ĥ.

DON’T STRESS! The directors do not have your monologue memorized, so we won’t even notice if you mess up a word or two, so try to keep going.ħ. NO STUFF NEEDED! Don’t use a chair or prop, just use your imagination.Ĩ. CHOOSE WISELY! Pick a monologue that you like, and memorize it!ĩ. Just do your best! We take pride in working hard to cast you into just the right role that will build on your strengths and stretch you as an actor! Top Ten Tips for a Great Auditionġ0. We’ll teach you how to audition while we audition. Remember at Dandylyon Drama, we know it takes guts to audition, so we give you a role just for showing up. These, one to one and a half minute, monologues are perfect for auditioning for one of our School Muiscal Productions.
